All Jonah Hill Quotes
- Apparently I'm a 'Long' texter. Thanks for the criticism. Next time I'll just write 'F*ck you Grandpa.' instead. Apparently
- I bet skinny Jonah Hilll isn't as funny as fat Jonah Hill. Bet
- Is it weird that I think of myself as a 'Gary Oldman in True Romance' type? Gary
- When I'm in Atlanta shooting I feel like I'm in a 'Like Crazy' type relationship my favorite sushi restaurant in Los Angeles. Angeles
- I just saw Limitless. It's so cool that they finally made a movie about Adderall. Adderall
- I was snubbed yet again at this year's Latin Grammys. I'm seriously going to stop putting out Spanish language pop/opera albums. Albums
- Real World San Diego feels like Paranormal Activity this season and Frank is the Paranormal spirit. Activity
- Have some fairy dust motherfucker! Dust
- Hey Korean Jesus, I don't know if you only cater to Koreans, or even exist. Cater
- We had no idea, you're like, an amazing actor, man. Actor
- It looks like I died in a car crash and you never got over me. Car
- Lets make a baby! Baby
- When did I get stabbed? That's AWESOME! Awesome
- I think I crapped my pants. Crapped
- You DO have the right to be an attorney, if you want to. Attorney
- I think what he means is that he will punch you so many times around the genital region that your dick will fall off. Dick
- Hey Korean Jesus. Hey
- You guys called the cops to get your frisbee out of the pond? Is this really a police matter? Called
- Man...I thought this job would have more car chases and shit... Car
- 'Allen Gregory' came about because we wanted an animated show and we were just tossing around some ideas about me playing a 7-year-old. We thought… Allen
- All my friends were in college when I was making 'Superbad.' We were drinking beer and watching movies and eating pizza. It wasn't like I… All
- I think our culture has gotten so skewed. People assume that because you're an actor you want to write a book to exploit your celebrity,… Actor
- Look, at the same time that I don't want to be a celebrity, I understand that when you make movies you put yourself out in… Absurd
- I always wanted to be a film-maker when I was younger, not an actor. I was an eight-year-old who dreamed of being a writer on… Acting
- I think a lot of actors, sometimes what happens I think is that actors finish a movie and they go, 'Oh my god, I'm never… Actor