All Jon Lovitz Quotes
- I grew up very nice. But after college, my father said you're on you own. So I was dead broke for years. So I know… Bad
- But Opera Man, I go, 'Oh, crap! Why didn't I think of that?' Because I could sing fake opera pretty good. Crap
- I do see your point, but to me, I'm just a mouse compared to the President of the United States. Compared
- I don't want to talk about myself, that's for other people to say, so I'm not saying I was so talented. Inspirational
- I had done plays in high school. It was something I always wanted to do since I was little. I was a drama major at… Always Wanted
- It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good. Director
- I would love to have a part opposite a great actor - like, say, Pacino or De Niro or Hoffman. And to work with a… Actor
- Some people, they got housing loans, and I think they're responsible for taking a loan they didn't qualify for? Housing
- How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men. Blow
- I like getting up in front of an audience. It's fun when you go to a baseball game and the crowd is cheering you. I… Audience
- Woody is the guy who made me want to be a comic. I was in heaven and couldn't stop smiling because he was my idle… Comic
- You're in front of an audience, but you're playing for a camera. There's this huge adrenaline rush, because you know that besides the audience in… Adrenaline
- You, the actor, must be aware of when you're being funny, but the character you're playing should always be oblivious to the fact. Actor
- I would never tell anyone who to vote for. I'm a different kind of 'liberal' and I think people should be true to themselves. If… Anyone
- Do you wanna see something swell? Funny
- Anybody can be going from being broke to being wealthy, as I did. Anybody
- Apparently, I said what a lot of people are thinking and a lot of people have thanked me. Apparently
- I didn't take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I saved over 25… All
- If I make a dollar and out of every dollar I'm taxed at 50, half, at 50 cents, I have to give, isn't that like… Cents
- My dad would always say, 'What can you do to make the world a better place?' Well, I can make people laugh. Always Say