Best Johnny Vegas Quotes
- Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane. Airport
- The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year. Big
- With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle. Audience
- You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times,… Audience
- You don't want to be flattered and become big-headed by getting awards. But, well, I am. Awards
- You know, there's that temptation in interviews to make yourself sound - well, to give yourself a bit of mystery. Bit
- I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go… Audience
- I came back from university thinking I knew all about politics and racism, not knowing my dad had been one of the youngest-serving Labour councillors… Africa
- I think it sort of dawns on you that if you're not gigging constantly you're not actually relevant. You may be relevant to a different… Actually Relevant
- I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a… Birthday
- I've always said that with kids' TV that people get stuck in it from drama school but that's not fair because I know myself that… Always Said
- There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he's not. Anyway, this… Channel
- They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of… Anymore
- We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone stopped, we all went down with six different types of… All
- It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. Altogether
- I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia. Always Feel
- I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but… Birthday
- I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show. Actually Enjoy
- When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence… Aesthetic
- We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves. All
- Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out. Baldness
- Class still matters in Britain today. Britain
- Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine. Comedy
- For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason. Good
- Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric! Been