Johnny Vegas Quotes

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• I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.
• My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with.
• You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear.
• Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.
• I sang 'American Pie' a lot in my stage set. It had a knack of uniting an audience in a sing-along. It's a clever song…
• I struggle as a writer, and I'm convinced that if I was at school now, I'd be termed as having ADS. Two minutes and I'm…
• Some comics are in it for what they can get out of it. Others are in it for a love of comedy. I think those…
• There have been times I've finished a big job and thought, 'Great, a couple of weeks off.' But then a couple of weeks turns to…
• I was loved as a kid; I was raised with more love and emotional support than most folks could wish for my memories aged nought…
• I love the way my weight fluctuates in the newspapers. It was 18 stone and then people look at a bad picture of me and…
• Writing a book about yourself is like therapy, and you go 'Oh My God, that's the reason that happened.' Writing about it, you're forced to…
• It can be tough as a jobbing actor.
• It's lovely being a parent and being in a strong marriage with somebody who is your best friend.
• Being 'Johnny' was almost like an out of body experience. I thought he was just a character that I'd created and could quite easily step…
• The people on the QVC shopping channel convince me that life is worth living. They see the good in everything. People who go to counselling…
• Oh, I'm terrible at travel.
• The idea of being on TV 24 hours a day and people seeing the real me... No.
• There is something more spiritual to us than what we are on this earth, but how you access it I'm not sure.
• There's a domino effect with certain things you say.
• You always hear people saying, 'I hope I'm not turning into my dad', but I'd be honoured if I became half as decent a bloke…

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