Best Johnny Vegas Sayings
- Health-wise, I couldn't have said what my life expectancy would've been if I'd just carried on doing solid blocks of stand-up. Been
- I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them. Big
- I avoid any kind of organised trips as that's one of my bugbears. Any
- I believe that Britain is becoming more class-conscious, and I quake at the very idea of Old Etonians ruling the world again. Becoming
- I had a massive amount of self-belief when I did stand-up. Amount
- I hate flying, airports and the whole rigmarole - queuing up, security and lost luggage. Airport
- I still give myself the right to be highly critical of others, though. Critical
- I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don't need the money. Magazine
- I use very few muscles at the best of times. Best
- I used to attract a lot of feeders. I'd be quite happy to be locked in someone's flat and fed liquidised burgers. Attract
- I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up. Acting
- I've always been looking for other people's approval. Approval
- I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs. Ankles
- I've got my finger in a lot of pies. Finger
- I've spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. It's just not my home. Home
- If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it. Came
- My agent once said, 'You're not very driven.' And it's true. I'm not the type to ring up and go, 'Get me this part!' Agent
- If you write, produce and direct, you own things and see them through to the end. Direct
- My name is Michael Pennington, and I am not a comic character. Character
- I found popularity through self-destruction, and that can be quite addictive. Addictive
- I always say that the stand-up world is the arena of the unwell, and it is. Always Say
- There's this idea that it has to be made in London. But we've got everything up here, and if you've got comics who are gifted… Comics
- This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the last minute. Autocue