“So, what you’re basically telling me is death is boring but no worse than hanging out with family.” — John Zakour Comedy Copy Share Image
“Forget it,” I said. “Opie could be bloodthirsty, rabid, radioactive, and selling life insurance and he’d still be preferable to listening to… — John Zakour Humor Copy Share Image
I didn't respond to that. I'm not scared of heights. I'm just scared of falling from heights. — John Zakour Fall Copy Share Image
“Thing is, I am not a big fan of hovers. I firmly believe that if man was meant to fly we’d have… — John Zakour Big fan Copy Share Image
“Yeah, but will it hurt?”’ I asked. “This is science, Zach,” Randy said, reassuringly, as he tilted my head back and lowered… — John Zakour Humor Copy Share Image
“Great Gates almighty,” HARV said inside my brain. “I go off-line for a few nanos and the whole world goes to DOS.” — John Zakour Humor Copy Share Image
“Don't worry, boss,” HARV said. “I get the feeling that this is only the tip of the iceberg of complications.” “HARV, you’re… — John Zakour Computers Copy Share Image
“Twoa said, obviously still in my brain. "It was my pheromones," she said defensively. I looked up at her; she was sniffing… — John Zakour Comedy Copy Share Image
