All John Waters Quotes
- I'm for gay marriage. I don't want to do it, but I certainly think people should be allowed to, and I wouldn't vote for anybody… Allowed
- There are little things that get on my nerves, like people who have reading material in their powder room. When you go in someone’s house,… Basket
- If you can make someone laugh who's dead set against you, that's the first step to winning them over to your side. Dead
- Irony ruined everything Even the best exploitation movies were never meant to be `so bad they were good`. They were not made for the intelligentsia.… Anymore
- As far as socially redeeming value, I hope I don't have any. Any
- Some call me director, producer, filmmaker. I prefer to call myself pube-king. Call
- Wouldn't you rather your kid be a drug dealer than a drug addict? Addict
- I went to a Catholic high school, which, to this day, I could burn down. And I got great revenge because they had their fiftieth… Andthe
- Going to a sensational murder trial is the only way I can relax. Murder
- I used to joke that I was trying to sell out, and nobody would buy me. Buy
- I don't believe in depression. There's no such thing. It's an invention. It's bullshit, it's a cop out. Believe
- And I seek people who break rules with happiness — and not bringing pain to themselves. Break
- Technique is nothing more than failed style. Failed
- I wish something on T.V. would trouble me. Then maybe I would watch it. Inspirational
- I'm thrilled to have a completely new audience that I can get from Court TV, without it being my own trial. That was the only… Audience
- To understand bad taste one must have very good taste. Bad
- To me, bad taste is what entertainment is all about. If someone vomits while watching one of my films, it's like getting a standing ovation.… All
- Pride myself on the fact that my work has no socially redeeming value. Fact
- How could you think of such awful things? liberal critics always ask. How else could I possibly amuse myself? I always wonder. Always Ask
- It was a mystery to me. To that awful black-and-white farm, with that aunt who was dressed badly, with smelly farm animals around when she… Animal
- If your kid comes out of the bedroom and says he just shut down the government, he should have an outfit for that. Bedroom
- "Family" this and "family" that. If I had a family I'd be furious that moral busybodies are taking the perfectly good word family and using… Busybodies
- Catholics have more extreme sex lives because they're taught that pleasure is bad for you. Who thinks it's normal to kneel down to a naked… Bad
- No matter what your sexual preference or gender, no one likes a man who is fussy about his looks. You can spend as much time… Don T
- Everyone's sex life is funny except your own. Every person's is, and yours never is. The lengths people go to — and the extremes and… Any