All John Waters Quotes
- It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy… Book
- You have to remember that it is impossible to commit a crime while reading a book. Book
- Sometimes I wish I was a woman, just so I could have an abortion. Abortion
- I would never want to live anywhere but Baltimore. You can look far and wide, but you'll never discover a stranger city with such extreme… Anywhere
- My hobby is extreme Catholic behavior -- BEFORE the Reformation. Behavior
- Not wanting anyone to pop my bubble by speaking to me, I immediately began reading Lesbian Nuns, and that did the trick. No one attempted… Anyone
- Contemporary art hates you. Art
- There is right and there is wrong, I have NEVER been wrong. Been
- Being rich is not about how much money you have or how many homes you own; it's the freedom to buy any book you want… Afford
- Life is nothing if you're not obsessed. Hipster
- You should never read just for "enjoyment." Read to make yourself smarter! Less judgmental. More apt to understand your friends' insane behavior, or better yet,… Apt
- True success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be around jerks. Career
- I imagine Johnny Mathis hates Bin Laden as much as I do, but could Johnny agree Bin Laden had a better speechwriter than Bush? "Axis… Agree
- Nothing is more impotent than an unread library. Funny
- I'm always amazed at friends who say they try to read at night in bed but always end up falling asleep. I have the opposite… Always Amazed
- Maybe there is no better novel in the world than Denton Welch's In Youth Is Pleasure. Just holding it in my hands, so precious, so… Better
- I love to read about anger. A "feel bad" book always makes me feel good. And no other novel in the history of literature is… Always Makes
- I could never kill myself. I approve of suicide if you have horrible health. Otherwise it's the ultimate hissy fit. Approve
- I respect everything I make fun of. Fun
- I always wanted to be a juvenile delinquent but my parents wouldn't let me. Always Wanted
- My idea of an interesting person is someone who is quite proud of their seemingly abnormal life and turns their disadvantage into a career. Abnormal
- To me, beauty is looks you can never forget. A face should jolt, not soothe. Beauty
- Do we secretly idolize our imagined opposites, yearning to become the role models for others we know we could never be for ourselves? Idolize
- Aren't maids the ultimate art critics? Art
- It's time now to rent a car, roll down the windows and prepare for your first big thrill: the freeways. They're so much fun they… Admission