All John Scalzi Quotes
- It's easier to miss her at a cemetery, where she's never been anything but dead, than to miss her at all the places where she… Alive
- When you're a teenager and you're in love, it's obvious to everyone but you and the person you're in love with. Everyone
- I did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. I visited my wife's grave. Then I joined the army. Army
- When you lose someone you love, you die too, and you wait around for your body to catch up. Body
- I'm not insane, sir. I have a finely calibrated sense of acceptable risk. Acceptable
- I thought I saw him once, but it turned out to be a yeti Funny
- I don't care whether I really exist or don't, whether I'm real or fictional. What I want right now is to be the person who… Care
- Sooner or later the Narrative will come for each of us. Each
- When I was 10, I was hit by a car, which turned my right tibia into a jigsaw puzzle. Car
- I can describe to you the taste of government cheese. Cheese
- I will not let my sales figures dictate what I say on the blog, because the blog is what I want to say. Blog
- People imagine that there are rituals, like lighting candles or sacrificing chickens. They really just want to know what the magic formula is for writing.… Butt
- The more I want a book to be done, the faster I type because I just want to get it out. Book
- Do what you need to do and enjoy life as it happens. Enjoy
- As a reader, I have a very short attention span and a low tolerance for boredom, and I find that comes in handy with my… Attention
- Many of the writers who have inspired me most are outside the genre: Humorists like Robert Benchley and James Thurber, screenwriters like Ben Hecht and… Ben
- Personally speaking, when everything is boiled down to the marrow, I think the reason Reddit tolerates the creepy forums has to do with money more… Anything Else
- I do think people of good will can have different opinions but still be coming not from a place of malice. Coming
- I know a little bit about deaf culture because a friend of mine has been in the deaf culture for awhile. Over the course of… Awhile