All John Mcclane Quotes
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Holly, here's your fucking landing light. Woo
Fucking
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Take that fucking Twinkie out of your mouth...
Fucking
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I guess I was wrong about you. You're not such an asshole after all.
All
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Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. A little eggnog...a fuckin' Christmas tree...a little turkey. But, no. I gotta crawl around in this motherfuckin'…
Christmas
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Hey, Carmine, let me ask you something. What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your ass or the shit in your brains?…
Ask
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Glass? Who gives a shit about glass? Who the fuck is this?
Fuck
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Geronimo, Motherfucker!
Geronimo
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Ooops, no bullets. What do you think, I'm fucking stupid, Hans?
Bullets
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I promise I will never even THINK about going up in a tall building again. Oh, God. Please don't let me die.
Building
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You should have heard your brother squeal when I broke his fucking neck.
Broke
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Why the fuck didn't you stop them, John? Because then you'd be dead, too, asshole.
Asshole
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Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.
Dinner
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No fucking shit, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
Fucking
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You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.
Celebrated
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