All John Green Quotes
- Anyway, that was the last good day I had with Gus until the Last Good Day. Day
- The tales of our exploits will survive as long as the human voice itself,' he said. 'And even after that, when the robots recall the… Absurdities
- The only person I really wanted to talk to about Augustus Water's death with was Augustus Waters. Augustus
- But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try… Eye
- We gotta do something about this frigging swing set,' he said. 'I'm telling you, it's ninety percent of the problem. Frigging
- Are you currently at your house?" he asked. "Um, no," I said. "That was a trick question. I knew the answer, because I am currently… Answer
- Your driving is unpleasant, but it isn't technically unsafe. Driving
- She had this dark cancer water dripping out of her chest. Eyes closed. Intubated. But her hand was still her hand, still warm and the… Almost Black
- Let us go, through certain half-deserted streets, / The muttering retreats / Of restless nights in one-night cheap hotels / And sawdust restaurants with oyster-shells:… Argument
- Cause I'm just - I want to go to Amsterdam, and I want him to tell me what happens after the book is over, and… Amsterdam
- How are the eyes?' 'Oh, excellent,' he said. 'I mean, they're not in my head is the only problem.' 'Awesome, yeah,' Gus said. 'Not to… Awesome
- Ma'am," Augustus said, nodding toward her, "Your daughter's car has just been deservingly egged by a blind man. Please close the door and go back… Augustus
- We just sat there quiet for a long time, which was fine, and I was thinking about way back in the very beginning in the… Beginning
- Like all sick children,' he answered dispassionately, 'you say you don't want pity, but your very existence depends upon it. All
- At the end, we brought her to New York, where I was living, for a series of experimental tortures that increased the misery of her… Brought
- She walks lightly, old man. She walks lightly upon the earth. Earth
- Sometimes people don't understand the promises they're making when they make them. Broken Promises
- No matter how hard you kick, no matter how high you get, you can't go all the way around. All
- We are literally in the heart of Jesus," he said. "I thought we were in a church basement, but we are literally in the heart… Able
- And okay, fair enough, but there is this unwritten contract between author and reader and I think not ending your book kind of violates that… Author
- The world is not a wish-granting factory. Factories
- Headline?" he asked. "'Swing Set Needs Home,'" I said. "'Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,'" he said. "'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the… Asked
- I wanted to know that he would be okay if I died. I wanted to not be a grenade, to not be a malevolent force… Died
- What's that?" "The laundry basket?" "No, next to it." "I don't see anything next to it." "It's my last shred of dignity. It's very small. Anything Next
- We’re as likely to hurt the universe as we are to help it, and we’re not likely to do either. Help