I have a toothache today. I never seem to be able to rise above a toothache. It makes me want to howl,… — John Colton Able Copy Share Image
Evolution was in a strange mood when that creation came along.... It makes one wonder just where the plant world leaves off… — John Colton Animal Copy Share Image
Marrying any man is risky. Marrying a famous man is kissing catastrophe. — John Colton Catastrophe Copy Share Image