Best John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Sayings
- He who laughs last thinks slowest? How do you know he isn't laughing first??? Humor
- A suicide bomber is a flash mob of one. Bomber
- The map is not the territory. The territory contains way more errors. Contains
- They're called 'tats' and not 'toos' because it's cool to say 'I have a tat too,' but it isn't necessarily cool to say 'I have… Called
- They say truth is stranger than fiction. If that's true, it's stranger than it would be if it wasn't. Fiction