John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

The map is not the territory. The territory contains way more errors.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

I stand behind my words. It's just hard to see me because they're so much bigger than I am.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

Is it that a lot of stuff looks like the Virgin Mary, or that the Virgin Mary looks like a lot of…

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

He who laughs last thinks slowest? How do you know he isn't laughing first???

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

Not only is life too short, it has acne and looks geeky in gym clothes.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

If you want to read the fortune, you've got to break the cookie.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

Question authority. Ask authority if it's lost weight or been working out recently, because it's really looking great.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic