John Alejandro King Quotes

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• The puppeteer pulls the puppet's strings. The puppet pulls the audience's strings. The audience pulls the puppeteer's strings. Audience
• Flies escape from the mouth that says 'A closed mouth gathers no flies.' Closed
• I'd love to change the world, but I can't find a big enough diaper. Big
• The exception grooves the rule. Exception
• America has never lost a war. We just misplaced a couple temporarily. America
• Facebook is spy dust for the social media age. Age
• The Covert Comic isn't like you. The Covert Comic is love you. Comic
• He who would go viral must first show himself virulent. First Show
• Fortune favors, flavors and savors the brave. Brave
• Secret 869119. When searching for a terrorist cell, try to remember the last place you used it. Cell
• Wait, the Jesus lizard is the lizard that runs on top of the water, not the lizard that shoots blood out of its eyes? Damn. Blood
• Death is not the end. Death is the middle linebacker. Death
• Never be afraid to stand up for what you believe in. If people get angry, you can always pretend you were just standing up to… Afraid
• No hurry. Take all the time you have. All
• If I *don't* love something, is it still OK to set it free? Confused Love
• To be prepared for the worst *is* the worst. Humor
• We can't let the terrorists win. No matter how softly we toss the ball to them, they miss it every time. Ball
• Alcohol has taken from me relationships, career opportunities, my self-respect ... and God only knows what other terrible, hurtful things. Alcohol
• The saying 'Curiosity killed the cat' isn't an argument for not being curious, it's an argument for not being a cat. Argument
• After fifteen years in an abusive relationship, I finally found the courage to tell myself to get the hell out of my life. Abusive

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