John Alejandro King Quotes

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• The cranial cavity is the shortest bus of all.
• An aphorism and its author aren't joined by a dash, but separated by it.
• Give me a lever, and I shall move the world (oh, and I'll also need a world).
• I'm damned if I do, but I'm only darned if I don't.
• The fact that something is better than sex doesn't mean it's not horrific.
• In the highly unlikely event he survived the drastic changes in the ratio of his volume to his surface area, by approximately the 8th week…
• I said: Please find attached. I never said there was an attachment.
• There's a famous saying: If 99% was good enough, gravity wouldn't work for 14 minutes every day. I did the calculation, and it's actually 14…
• The mightiest of weapons is truth. And everyone knows you're not permitted to enter a Government building with a weapon.
• Any resemblance is coincidentally pure.
• Mind-body dualism.
• Can't we all just coexist???
• Peace beat upon you.
• You don't drink to drown your sorrows, you drink to give them mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
• Whatever you smash, call an idol.
• I'm all for one-world government, assuming we can find a world.
• As thou stoneth the martyr, so thou martyreth the stone.
• When Jesus told us to love one another, He never said we had to like it.
• If you can prepare for it, it isn't the worst.
• The camouflage you admire doesn't deserve it.

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