All Joe R. Lansdale Quotes
- The logic of a madman is a sane man's confusion. Confusion
- Don't try to skin your rabbit and keep it as a pet too. Pet
- There's no one more obnoxious and self-righteous than the self-made man. And no one more admirable. Admirable
- I thought I had the world by the tail. It took me a few years to realize the closest I was to having the world… Ass
- Scott Sigler's Infected is a bucking pulp pony that throws you this way and that, and just when you think you've got your balance, that… All
- A day without the sun is like you know, night Day
- Hallowed be thy name, oh Lord -- and shotgun do your stuff Hallowed
- Let me tell you, if you have never seen an agitated squirrel you have seen very little, nor have you heard much, because the sound… Agitated
- They might have been all-right people doing the best they could, but I got to tell you, you got a dead cat lying in your… All
- Only our memories allow that some people ever existed. That they mattered, or mattered too much. Allow
- It was the kind of talk that made me want to break off a limb and take to whacking her and that bunch of hypocrites… Across