Best Jo Brand Quotes
- I don't like doing stand-up, because I don't like standing up. Funny
- I have a utilitarian approach to dressing; as long as I quite like it and it covers me up, I don't care what it is. Approach
- I have such admiration for single mothers. I simply don't comprehend how you'd cope with that intensity, the lack of breaks, ever, on your own. Admiration
- I like to read my diary occasionally to remind myself what a miserable, alienated old sod I used to be. Alienated
- I like to shock people. Inspirational
- I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person. Anorexic
- I never ever take into consideration the consequences of my actions until it's too late. Action
- I never think, 'Where am I going to be in a year's time?' That seems to be a sure way of missing the fact that… Fact
- I read that book 'Fat is a Feminist Issue', got a bit desperate halfway through and ate it. Ate
- I remember when Victoria Wood started to come through, and I thought she was great, though she and I are very different in our approach. Approach
- I think it's difficult, if you're a quite private person like I am, to write about your life very intimately. Difficult
- I think self-esteem is fluid. It's not a fixed state, and so some days are better than others. Better
- I think some people ramp a side of themselves up for performance purposes. People
- I think the key attributes for a good speaker are someone that's articulate and someone that puts a fair amount of humour into what they… Amount
- I think there's a far more general audience now because I've done more populist stuff on telly. Audience
- I thought I was funny as a kid. Funny
- I used to get a lot of people saying 'Oh, you are such a lucky granny.' But the fact of the matter is you can… Days
- I used to get nervous about three weeks before a gig... now I've managed to condense it down to a manageable ten minutes. Condense
- I was always being called upon to be an honorary boy alongside my brothers. I don't think I'd be a comic now if it hadn't… Alongside
- I went on the pill when I was 16, put on four stone... so that proved to be a very effective contraceptive. Contraceptive
- I'd love to live in Kent but it's all a question of work. All
- I'm a Luddite with computers, and I'm slightly worried about being hacked as well. Computer
- I'm not a flag waver for obesity. It's not healthy, and you have a crap life because there is such a downer on it. Crap
- I'm too nervous to eat before I go onstage, and I'll usually eat out after the performance or when I get home at midnight. Eat
- I've always liked to think I could do anything I wished as well as - if not better than - a man. But I wasn't… Always Liked
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