Best Jimmy Carr Sayings
- It's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us… Action
- After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross… Always Head
- I'm obsessed with TV. How wrong our parents were when they said we should only watch an hour a day. Stop wasting your time reading… Book
- If I'm at home for the weekend - and that is almost never - I tend to get twitchy at about eight o'clock in the… Almost Never
- Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service. Breakfast
- When I was a kid I had an imaginary friend and I used to think that he went everywhere with me, and that I could… Atheism
- They say the people most affected by the credit crunch are pensioners - well, let go of the handbag then, Nanna. Affected