There are just some things that I don't think jokes are good for. — Jim Norton Comedy Copy Share Image
You really are a badass, edgy guy who tells it like it is...about couscous. — Jim Norton Badass Copy Share Image
That's an interesting accent you got there. Are you from stroke-victim? — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
People say that Americans trends are transient, but the one activity we never seem to tire of is being outraged. Boy, do… — Jim Norton Being Copy Share Image
You know, a comedian's comedian is just that - it's a guy who's original and funny and can make comics laugh. — Jim Norton Comedian Copy Share Image
I'd like to get my own TV show on, whether it's a talk show or a comedy, that I write. — Jim Norton Comedy Copy Share Image
The one curse in America is that we deny who we really are and what we like. — Jim Norton America Copy Share Image
I love Philly so much. I know that at any time, any place, a fight can break out. Those are great comedy… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
My job is to express who I am and what I hate about the country and what I love about it and… — Jim Norton Comedy Copy Share Image
Wherever I go, there is definitely my audience. I would say in some places there's more of them than others, but it's… — Jim Norton Audience Copy Share Image
You can't apologize for who you are on a stage, you can reveal who you are but don't apologize because that's begging… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
The funniest people I know always seem to be the ones surrounded by darkness. And that’s probably why they’re the funniest. The… — Jim Norton Comedy Copy Share Image
It's really hard to truly want people who you hate to have the right to say whatever they want. And we all… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
I don't watch too much television because I want to write something, and you never want to be influenced by other things… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
When it comes to stand-up, people feel this need to voice their objection through groaning or being offended. It's really irritating... I… — Jim Norton Comedy Copy Share Image
Lenny Bruce did clean TV. You have to be able to do that, I think, to succeed because if you want to… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
Get a in clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razorblades. — Jim Norton Clothes Copy Share Image
What a coincidence, they both go to College and I'm a rapist! — Jim Norton Coincidence Copy Share Image
