Best Jerry Lawler Quotes
- I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family. Become Like
- It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they… Almost Like
- As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator! Baby
- When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock Bed
- We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or… Best
- We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great.… Air
- Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20… Andy
- Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love… Classic
- Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him. Bag
- Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard. Bank
- Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good! Darn
- J.R.'s got moves like Jagger! Got Moves
- Is he dancing or having a seizure? Dancing
- Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions? Any
- I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services. Funny
- Are you ready for some puppies?! Inspirational
- When it comes to Shawn Michaels, there's always a way. Inspirational
- It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there. Actually Looks
- Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita! Inspirational
- I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper. Paper
- I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire. Asked
- If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert. Blackman
- Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo. Crash
- It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump. Dangerous
- Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg! Attention