Jenny Eclair Quotes

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• I've never been prudish.
• The comedy I like the best is comedy I can't do, stuff that doesn't touch my arena.
• Women are more emotional, and it's natural to talk about it.
• I wouldn't say I was grumpy. It's more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three…
• My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect!
• As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you…
• I am very short-sighted, and if I don't like a situation I take my glasses off.
• Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls.
• Family is the one thing that is definitely not disposable.
• I am best viewed from a distance.
• Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because that's a bit high for me. I always…
• My daughter has always had a strong sense of her own identity. From the day she was born her father and I were in love…
• There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you've had a poor breakfast…
• A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.
• For me, being a woman suits what I want to talk about and what my audience wants to hear. Maybe I'm a dying breed.
• I admire the Elsie Tanners and Barbara Windsors of the world: people who have crawled back from the abyss. I'm quite camp in that respect.
• I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects.
• I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.
• I can't stand folk who are all snobby about reality TV.
• I can't tan naturally.

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