And then it hit me. One of those evil thoughts siblings get because, well, that's what we do. Looking over my shoulder… — Jennifer Rardin Beer Copy Share Image
“Whatever happened to 'Hey, how are you?' 'Long time, no see.' Apparently you don't have to observe the rules of etiquette when… — Jennifer Rardin Long time Copy Share Image
“Now, here's what we do. You and I will find a back way out of this place. If we come across someone… — Jennifer Rardin Bond movie Copy Share Image
The girl in me wanted to slap Lung across his face and yell, "Get your eyes off my sticky buns, ya creep! — Jennifer Rardin Buns Copy Share Image
It must've been Albert's military background, because man, when he dropped a bomb the entire country shook. I was still jittery as… — Jennifer Rardin Alaska Copy Share Image
Hey, if you decided to tear up the town, you can always use the leftover bread from my breakfast in place of… — Jennifer Rardin Bread Copy Share Image
“Quick, think of a marvelous excuse he’ll totally swallow. Aha!“To practice. Unlike you guys, I haven’t tried my particular talent since Granny… — Jennifer Rardin Dance Copy Share Image
Vayl, this is not a pleasant moment for me," I confessed. "No?" "Locked in a windowless, doorless room with a dancing, headless… — Jennifer Rardin Dancing Copy Share Image
Fear sucks. Because you never know when it will attack. Sometimes it sneaks up behind you, giggling like your best girlfriend from… — Jennifer Rardin Behind you Copy Share Image
“I pictured Cupid sitting in a crappy little bar, drunk and depressed, while he moaned to the bartender, "That Jasmine Parks, gods… — Jennifer Rardin Cupid Copy Share Image
I’d smack you over the head with it so hard your bell would still be ringing for Church next Saturday night. ~… — Jennifer Rardin Bells Copy Share Image
“Cole!" Cassandra smacked him on the shoulder. "Wha-?" When he opened his mouth all you could see was half-chewed goo. "How old… — Jennifer Rardin Brown hair Copy Share Image
There you go. Use your granddaughter to pick up women. That'll get you points in heaven. — Jennifer Rardin Granddaughter Copy Share Image
For instance, dragons are deeply revered by the Chinese. According to legend they have megapowers that include weather control and life creation.… — Jennifer Rardin Benevolent Copy Share Image
