Best Jennifer Crusie Sayings
- Trying to seduce Alec at all was a waste of time; he came preseduced anyway. Like a microwave entrée. You pressed his buttons, and he… Alec
- Phin spared a moment of sympathy for Frank until he looked back and saw him at the bar, leaning into Clea’s cleavage. Get a grip,… Bar
- It's a good thing he broke up with you because now you're free for when the right man finds you. Your prince is on his… Broke
- What i'm trying to tell you," Min said, "is that im going to grow up to be one of those chubby old ladies. It's in… Cal
- She slid out from under his arm, and picked up his shirt from the floor. When she put it on, it failed to meet in… Always Worked
- Christ, I'm in a Doris Day movie Christ
- We're going to need a bigger dock Bigger
- Real life doesn't have to suck. Inspirational
- I believe things will work out for us if we just believe in ourselves. Believe
- Once you know the truth, it's always obvious Always Obvious
- Look, I'm not ready for you," Min said. "I'm not prepared. I don't have any defenses when you're around. I make these plans and I… Any
- You know who you remind me of? The kid cop in Lethal Weapon 3. You know, the one who says, 'it's my twenty-first birthday today',… Birthday
- ...If you can look at somebody and say, 'I never loved you, you were a mistake,' that's one thing. But if you look at him… Hard
- Sophie held the [hand]cuffs higher, hopint to instill some sense of shame, if not in him, then at least in herself. One look at him… Ask
- I adored you,” North said. “I just didn’t tell you. You were the most amazing thing that had ever happened to me. Nothing else like… Adored
- You’ve always been nuts. That’s fine. I can deal with nuts. But lately, you’ve been depressed nuts. I can’t deal with that. - Anthony Anthony
- I had you pictured dead in a pool of blood in front of the fireplace. And now you show up alive, and I want to… Alive
- Look, Mother, I am never going to be thin. I'm Norwegian. If you wanted a thin daughter, you should not have married a man whose… Ancestor
- Your cat just got cat hair on me.” “It’s only fair,” Min said. “Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him. Cat
- The last time I saw a brow that low I was watching slides in anthropology class Anthropology
- • The key to fighting is never to fight unless the cause is so great that you couldn’t bear not to defend it and the… Afford
- If you haven't failed, you're not trying hard enough. Failed
- Drink to me! I just realized that I've slept with everyone at this table! ~Nell Drink
- In the bad old days, men kept women from choosing to work. In the bad new days, women keep women from choosing to stay home. Bad
- I'm talkin' about you. Stop pretending you're normal. You're insane. Make that work for you. Insane
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