Jenna Marbles

All Jenna Marbles Quotes

• Now I'm not going to lie, but 96% of my game is that I'm fucking gorgeous, and sing like an angel sliding down a rainbow. Angel
• I wanna see how many guys I can bang without contracting herpes. Oh wait, I have herpes so jokes on everybody else. Bang
• Do you think I give a llama skinned condom about that? Condom
• I feel like I'm taking the SATs I'm like keep your eyes on your own elliptical. Elliptical
• I just wanted to let you know that if I die and then maybe you die we will have a ghost party and I would… All
• I was born from my mothers butt hole..which was cool and different Born
• I need that sugar rush to charm your fricken pants off. Charm
• Vaginal birth is for people who want to play by the rules. Birth
• What do you get when you put a landshark with a landshark? Jesus. Jesus
• Turtle backpack turtle spin. Turtle backpack turtle pushup. Backpack
• 99.9 percent of the time I will talk to anyone who comes up to me, and I am super nice. But, as soon as your… Anyone
• But were not gonna crack the eggs because thats abortion! Abortion
• Theres no cure for ugly, but you can make yourself into a human optical illusion. Cure
• Are you from Tenessee? Because I want to make out with your face. Face
• I like to wear colors like black because it says Im a whore. Black
• The idea is you wanna make him wanna make it rain on that ass. Ass
• Inappropriate Pants off dance off! Dance
• How you doin sexual? Doin
• Im sick and tired of guys thinking tht just because I showed up at a club or a dance or a bar, that I want… Backside
• Let me just remind you that your watching videos made by a girl alone in her bedroom every wednesday night. Maybe you need like a… Alone
• IT'S SEXUAL WEDNESDAY MUTHAFUCKAS! Muthafuckas
• Kreyshawn taught me that only basic bitches wear Gucci, Louis, Fendi and prada...that means I'm complex as FUCKKKKKK. Basic
• Nothing says CALL ME LATER like puking up your ceasar salad on him. Call
• Hey angel face, next time buy a whole shirt. Angel
• Not only is ham delicious but you can go it. Delicious

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