"What do you get when you put a……" — Jenna Marbles

"What do you get when you put a landshark with a landshark? Jesus."

— Jenna Marbles

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56 Quotes by Jenna Marbles

Jenna Marbles has 56 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

You are constantly changing & evolving through your experiences, how you interpret your experiences, and how you choose to do…
As weird and awful and terrible as it may seem to be yourself sometimes, it will always reward you.
When I'm feeling sad, or lonely, and I don't know what I'm doing and I don't know where I'm going,…
If you want to be like someone, there's nothing stopping you from modeling yourself after someone else. You don't have…
In order to find out who you are, you will, at some point, have to feel really isolated, left out,…
You become yourself, every single day of your life, through your choices and how you think.
One of the benefits of being you is: You know that the people who love you, love you for you.…
You are the most rare & majestic you there ever was and ever will be.
You can always care [about what others think]. You probably always will care. But don't let it dictate your choices…
The single greatest gift you could ever give the world is to be exactly who you are.
Don't ever, ever, ever give up, because you're here for a reason, even if it's just to laugh at cats…
If you have something floating in your drink, then you know you're ready. Seriously, what's in my drink? Aliens. Still…

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Jesus did not spend a great deal of time discoursing about the trinity or original sin or the incarnation, which… — Karen Armstrong
What value is there in faith without works? And what are they worth if they are not united to the… — Teresa of Avila
If Christ Jesus dwells in a man as his friend and noble leader, that man can endure all things, for… — Teresa of Avila
Those who give themselves to prayer should in a special manner have always a devotion to St. Joseph; for I… — Teresa of Avila
Let us consider the glorious Saint Paul: it seems that no other name fell from his lips than that of… — Teresa of Avila
You know what I'm doing starting 1st November? Jesus Christ Superstar. — Sebastian Bach
The world defines 'waste' very differently than Jesus does. — Michele Bachmann
Jesus isn't a logo, I'm not promoting some company, some brand. I'm just professing my faith. — Stephen Baldwin
Loving Jesus is what's most important to me. I know it sounds hokey, but it's the truth. — Stephen Baldwin
Whoever removes the Cross and its interpretation by the New Testament from the center, in order to replace it, for… — Hans Urs von Balthasar
If a man fights his way through his doubts to the conviction that Jesus Christ is Lord, he has attained… — William Barclay
Jesus does not give recipes that show the way to God as other teachers of religion do. He is himself… — Karl Barth

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