Jenna Marbles

I like to wear colors like black because it says Im a whore.

— Jenna Marbles

Im sick and tired of guys thinking tht just because I showed up at a club or a dance or a bar,…

— Jenna Marbles

The idea is you wanna make him wanna make it rain on that ass.

— Jenna Marbles

Vaginal birth is for people who want to play by the rules.

— Jenna Marbles

If you can't move your brush good, just move your face.

— Jenna Marbles

Kreyshawn taught me that only basic bitches wear Gucci, Louis, Fendi and prada...that means I'm complex as FUCKKKKKK.

— Jenna Marbles

Hey what are you doing later? Wanna come over and play squirt goo out of your wee wee. No, wait I'm sorry…

— Jenna Marbles

Do you think I give a llama skinned condom about that?

— Jenna Marbles

Make your face not look like your face by piling on like the heaviest makeup you can find and do it with…

— Jenna Marbles

I want to bake your muffins.

— Jenna Marbles

Let me just remind you that your watching videos made by a girl alone in her bedroom every wednesday night. Maybe you…

— Jenna Marbles

But were not gonna crack the eggs because thats abortion!

— Jenna Marbles

Don't ever, ever, ever give up, because you're here for a reason, even if it's just to laugh at cats on the…

— Jenna Marbles

If you want to be like someone, there's nothing stopping you from modeling yourself after someone else. You don't have to BE…

— Jenna Marbles

One of the benefits of being you is: You know that the people who love you, love you for you. They don't…

— Jenna Marbles

You are the most rare & majestic you there ever was and ever will be.

— Jenna Marbles

Make it look like your skin is not so angry at you for your bad life choices.

— Jenna Marbles

IT'S SEXUAL WEDNESDAY MUTHAFUCKAS!

— Jenna Marbles

I need that sugar rush to charm your fricken pants off.

— Jenna Marbles

I wanna see how many guys I can bang without contracting herpes. Oh wait, I have herpes so jokes on everybody else.

— Jenna Marbles

I believe that you become yourself every single day of your life through your choices and how you think. And that's constantly…

— Jenna Marbles

Here's a helpful life tip. Stand by things that are white cuz it makes you look less white.

— Jenna Marbles

Before I go to work, I like to pump myself up by crying over my master's degree.

— Jenna Marbles

I feel like I'm taking the SATs I'm like keep your eyes on your own elliptical.

— Jenna Marbles

The single greatest gift you could ever give the world is to be exactly who you are.

— Jenna Marbles