Best Jay London Quotes
- I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody. Everybody
- I saw a stationery store move. Funny
- Do you know it was a year a ago today? Ago
- You know what burns me? Matches. Burns
- My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless. Boss
- My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings. Bought
- At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you? Amish
- I was born nine months premature. Born
- I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling. Asked
- I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else. Closed
- Does anybody know what I'm doing up here? Anybody
- I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough. All
- People read me but they don't subscribe. Me