All Jasper Fforde Quotes
- Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just ... well, differently moraled, that's all. All
- Dead. Never been that before. Not even once. Been
- Death, I had discovered long ago, was available in varying flavors, and none of them particularly palatable. Ago
- Governments and fashions come and go but Jane Eyre is for all time. All
- Apart from the faint odor of ink that pervaded the scene, it might have been real. Apart
- True and baseless evil is as rare as the purest good--and we all know how rare that is... All
- If you expect me to believe that a lawyer wrote A Midsummer Night's Dream, I must be dafter than I look. Believe
- Literary detection and firearms don't really go hand in hand; pen mighter than the sword and so forth. Detection
- I also read about Heathcliff's unexpected three-year career in Hollywood under the name Buck Stallion and his eventual return to the pages of Wuthering Heights. Buck
- I would so hate to be a first-person character! Always on your guard, always having people read your thoughts! Character
- I was on HPD--Heathcliff Protection Duty--in Wuthering Heights for two years, and believe me, the ProCaths tried everything. I personally saved him from assassination eight… Assassination
- I got Oedipus off the incest charge--technicality, of course--he didn't know it was his mother at the time. Charge
- Books may look like nothing more than words on a page, but they are actually an infinitely complex imaginotransference technology that translates odd, inky squiggles… Book
- Fiction wouldn't be much fun without its fair share of scoundrels, and they have to live somewhere. Fair
- I have the death sentence in seven genres. Death
- Who do readers expect to see when they pick up this book? Who has won the Most Troubled Romantic Lead at the BookWorld Awards seventy-seven… All
- To each our own Hamlet. Each
- Sometimes I don't know whether I'm thening or nowing. Funny
- If it's a chimera alert, we just follows the screams. Alert
- Death doesn't care about personalities - he's more interested in meeting quotas. Care