"I was on HPD--Heathcliff Protection Duty--in Wuthering Heights……" — Jasper Fforde
"I was on HPD--Heathcliff Protection Duty--in Wuthering Heights for two years, and believe me, the ProCaths tried everything. I personally saved him from assassination eight times."
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159 Quotes by Jasper Fforde
Jasper Fforde has 159 quotes on this site.
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If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher.
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Edward, Edward," he said with a patronising smile, "there are no unanswered questions of any relevance. Every question that we…
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[from the television show,"Evade the Question Time"]At the end of the first round, I will award three points to Mr.…
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People don't change just because you know more about them.
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Writing is not something you can do or you can't. It's not even something that 'other people do' or 'for…
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Writing needs to be practiced; there is a limit to how much can be gleaned from a teacher or a…
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Writing is a subtle art that is reached mostly by self-discovery and experimentation.
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Love is a wonderful thing, my dear, but it leaves you wide open for blackmail.
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We're in a psuedoscientific technobabble.
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So my humor, I'd say, comes from a mixture of lowbrow comedy shows and highbrow theater. It's an interesting mix.
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I still feel threatened by academics, but my books have a lot of academic in-jokes and everybody assumes I went…
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Growth purely for its own sake is the philosophy of cancer.
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A skillful playwright might have a good time with the story of the assassination of President William McKinley, and especially…
— Russell Baker
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The American Dream has run out of gas. The car has stopped. It no longer supplies the world with its…
— J. G. Ballard
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The first thing that I really understood politically and was old enough to get was the failed assassination attempt on…
— Ben Affleck
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People say you favor assassination, what do you think war is? Except that it's assassination on a much larger scale,…
— John Bolton
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We must use terror, assassination, intimidation, land confiscation, and the cutting of all social services to rid the Galilee of…
— David Ben-Gurion
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We remember the specter of sectarian violence -- al Qaeda's attacks on mosques and pilgrims, militias that carried out campaigns…
— Barack Obama
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As one whose husband and mother-in-law have died the victims of murder and assassination, I stand firmly and unequivocally opposed…
— Coretta Scott King
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Tyranny is usually tempered with assassination, and Democracy must be tempered with culture. In the absence of this, it turns…
— Unknown Author
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President John F. Kennedy died at approximately 1:00 CST today, here in Dallas. He died of a gunshot wound to…
— Unknown Author
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It was around 1985 before I heard the news of President Kennedy's assassination.
— Peter O'Toole
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I've been forced to deal with my character assassination.
— Sean Young
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If I'm going to say anything about John Edwards in the future, I'll just wish he had been killed in…
— Ann Coulter
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