Best Janet Evanovich Proverbs
- I checked my phone messages. Three in all. The first was from Joe. “Hey, Cupcake.” That was it. That was the whole message. The second… All
- Ranger declined the butterscotch pudding, not wanting to disrupt the consistency of his blood sugar level. I had two puddings and coffee, choosing to keep… Blood
- I’m going back to bed,” Grandma said when Mooner and Dougie left. “This doesn’t look too interesting. I liked it better the other night when… Always Gave
- I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up and… Down
- Omygod, I haven’t got years. I’ll have to hide in the Bat Cave.” “Once you go to the Bat Cave it’s forever, babe.” Eeek. Babe
- I hung my head. Ranger was next on the list. “Yo,” Ranger said when he answered. “Small problem.” “No kidding. Your car just went off… Answered
- Morelli beeped his truck unlocked. “If you’re looking for your rent-a-cop, I told Ranger you’d be with me this morning.” “Did he make you take… Adequate
- Am I to assume you would rather not have us as clients?" "Let me think about that for a nanosecond," Dickie said. "Yes! Last time… Assume
- Ranger’s gonna hate this,” Tank said. “Better to get shot than to have to explain the gate. Bad enough I got a horse that smells… Bad
- He doesn’t look very smart,” Diesel said. “He’s not even giving me the finger.” “Can monkey’s do that?” Hal asked. Carl gave him the finger.… Asked
- And something chocolate, of course. A meal was not a meal without some sort of chocolate for desert. Chocolate
- I was waiting for my body receipt when Morelli walked in. He nodded to Ranger and grinned at me in my whiteness. “I was at… Add
- Ranger picked up and there was a moment of silence as if he was sensing me at the other end, taking my body temperature and… Apartment
- Cupcake , you've been breaking my heart for as long as I've known you Been
- I don't feel so good." Lula said. And she farted. She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long fart. "Excuse me." she… All
- Maybe your pregnant. Oops, hold on, you're not pregnant, on account of you're not gettin any. Account
- Were really screwed up, aren't we?" "In a very large way. Inspirational
- Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords on… Arms
- I thought you wanted to date other women?" "I didn't want to date other women. We decided in the heat of the moment that were… Annoyed
- I'd kiss you, but you smell like a gym bag. Bag
- You're such a cupcake. Cupcake
- Ranger clicked his penlight on. "Hang onto me if you can't see." I curled my hand into the back of his cargo pants just above… Beat
- If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to get me drunk," I said to Ranger. "Not drunk," Ranger said. "Just relaxed and… Better
- I like my nuts," Mooner said. "I don't want them cut off. I'd be, like, nutless then. Cut
- You can run, but you can't hide, Cupcake." Morelli said. "I'll find you." "You are such a cop." "Tell me about it. Cop
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