Best Janet Evanovich Sayings
- I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies. Cookies
- You're a magnet for mess. I've never seen anything like it. Lula to Stephanie Anything Like
- Truth is, I think naked men are kind of strange looking what with their doodles and ding-dong hanging loose like they do. Nevertheless, there's the… Another One
- Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you. Bridges
- Nice dress. Take it off. Dress
- These are desparate times." - Stephanie Plum Desparate
- Adaptation is one of the great advantages to being born and bred in Jersey. We're simply not bested by bad air or tainted water. We're… Adaptation
- It was Lorraine in her nightie and Mo in his cap. They'd just settled their brains for a long winter's nap in front of the… Appear
- Fine. Let Ranger get someone else. Trust me, you don't want to be out looking for a parking place on Sloane in the middle of… Big
- We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits. - Joe Morelli Accidents
- Looks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've toasted this week." Carl Costanza - Hot Six Car
- Stephanie,' Valerie said. 'She's going to have a baby, and she's getting married.' My father was confused. He looked around the room. No Joe. No… Baby
- Good thing he's dead," Lula said, "or that would have hurt like the devil. Dead
- Cupcake, your middle name is trouble. Cupcake
- I don't mean to change the subject or anything, but have you tried concealer on that zit?" Cynthia Lotte - Hot Six Change
- It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence." Joe Morelli Darlin
- He specializes in virgins! The brush of his fingertips turns virgins into slobbering mush." Mary Lou Molnar Brush
- There's me and then there's you, and you aren't ever going to be as good as me, Sweet Thing." Ranger Ever Going
- Does your mother know that you're carrying a gun? I'm going to tell her. I'm going to call and tell her right now." Joe Morelli's… Call
- Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator." Stephanie Plum Bait
- There's a small possibility that I might be a murder suspect" Stephanie Inspirational
- You should see me work my magic in leather" Ranger Leather
- Bullets are creepy." Stephenie Bullets
- This isn't just a job. This is a service profession. We uphold the law, babe." Ranger Babe
- You must be a terrible burden to your mother. I am feeling so sorry for her not to have a proper daughter." Mrs. Apusenja -… Burden
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