Best Janet Evanovich Quotes
- How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show. Body
- Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head." Eddie DeChooch Bulletproof
- Gotta protect the little dudes. I tried an AK-47, but it wouldn't fit under my seat. I like the Uzi better, anyway. It looks better… Better
- I had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyone want? Alarm
- Kiss those cuffs good-bye." Lula from "Hard Eight" By Janet Evonavich Bye
- Jesus, Morelli, you sound like you have PMS. You have to learn to lighten up a little. It's just a car alarm. You should be… Alarm
- Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done. Cookie
- My professional aspirations were simple - I wanted to be an intergalactic princess. Aspiration
- I'm telling you, it's fu**ing hard to be classy Classy
- Who's the best person you know. Of all the people you know personally, is there anyone who has a sense of right and wrong and… All
- I am not menopausal. I just wanted half an hour alone. Is that too much to ask? A crappy half hour! Alone
- Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry. Ben
- Just because i know how to change a guys oil doesn't mean i want to spend the rest of my life on my back, staring… Change
- Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around… Birthday
- You could be the Mega Mage of wizards. You could rule Minionfire. Do you really think so?' Yeah, but you'd have to make a deal… Deal
- I attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd like to say I haven't run over anyone since. Anyone
- I went to the door, and Gary tried hard not to notice I was blue. He looked at his feet, and he looked above my… Blue
- Is there anything else you need from me?" Ranger asked. "Not right now." "There will come a time," Ranger said. "Let me know when." And… Any
- Has it ever occurred to you that you might be delusional?' That's what the psychiatrist said, but I think he's wrong. There's an evil flying… Delusional
- I looked over at him. "Is that a proposal?" There was total silence for a couple beats. "I'm not sure. It just popped out." "Let… Asked
- Babe,' Ranger said. 'Do something with her.' And he disconnected. I called Ranger back. 'No,' I said. 'And I need information on Jelly Kantner. His… Apartment
- The golden years are for pussies. We went straight to brass. Brass
- I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman. Anyone
- Arson is a respected profession among certain subcultures in Jersey, and the good ones don't get caught. The good ones channel lightning and mysterious acts… Acts
- Omigod,' I said on a sudden flash of sleep-deprived insight. 'You're the big bad wolf.' There are some similarities. Bad
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