All Jane Wagner Quotes
- I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu! Cellulite
- I worry that our lives are like soap operas. We can go for months and not tune in to them, then six months later we… Go
- The human mind is kind of like a piñata. When it breaks open, there's a lot of surprises inside. Once you get the piñata perspective,… Break
- What is reality anyway! It's nothing but a collective hunch. Collective
- My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s absurdity dressed up… Absurdity
- The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you. Ahead
- When you're dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you're not the one who's leading. Dance
- Language because of our deep inner need to complain.... Complain
- One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we… Agnostic
- I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you. Bet
- At the moment you are most in awe of all there is about life that you don't understand, you are closer to understanding it all… All
- If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be… Better
- I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle. Advanced
- Like what's the point being a health nut by day if you're a coke head at night. Coke
- People don't need sex so much as they need to be listened to. Listened
- If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from? Baby
- When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat. Came
- It's one thing to tolerate a boring marriage; a boring affair does not make sense. Affair
- When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. Atheism
- The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool. Ability
- A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential? Full
- Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself. Better
- Reality is just a collective hunch. Collective
- I made some studies, and reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. I can take it in small doses,… All
- All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. All