All Jake Owen Quotes
- I called my brother everything I could think of the night he wouldn't bail me out of jail. Bail
- I lost a job most folks 'round here would die for by laying out all night and raising hell. All
- I let a woman that I love slip through my fingers. Fingers
- Chalk another dumb move up to my foolish pride. Another Dumb
- I was in there standin' by the bed when the preacher bowed his head with the family, the day my grandma die. Bed
- It's okay for a good girl to be a little bad from time to time...Keep us boys on our toes. Bad
- Jason Aldean just asked me if I was here tonight for the remake of Stayin' Alive...I laughed...Then drank another beer. Aldean
- Why does coffee smell so good coming from a brewing pot, but smells like shit on someone's breath? Breath
- At what point in life does a Richard decide to be called Dick? It bewilders me. I've never met a kid named Dick. Bewilders
- Whats the big deal about Cinco De Mayo. I've been drinking my ass off Everydayo of Mayo. Ass
- I think the little kid next to me that got middle seat must be getting drunk from my Jack Daniels breath. And I stole his… Breath
- I'm a happy man. Life is complete. Complete
- I've always been a Girl Scout Thin Mint Cookie guy with the occasional Samoa on the side. Do-si-dos are the shiz. Been
- It's spring break for a lot of college kids, so therefor I don't feel guilty for crushing this beer at 10:30am. Beer
- I'm totally guilty for just finding 2 of my albums at a truckstop and moving them to the front of display. Albums
- I can't wait til the sun starts shining again and summer rolls around. I need to be out on a boat. With a beer and… Beer
- I should've never let her go, I should've begged her to stay, she was the one that got away... Begged