“Alan:I asked him what cat we should get, and he said it was my choice, so I got this little black one… — J.L. Merrow Alan Copy Share Image
“I didn't think they liked me at first, but then Larry's mum said she could see I'd concentrated on my physical education,… — J.L. Merrow Education Copy Share Image
“A pirate once shouted ‘Avast! I’ve caught you, you seadog, at last! Best pull out your sword— I’m coming aboard! Drop your… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“I was worried about littering, but Larry said it was okay 'cause corks come from trees and are natural and stuff. Only… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“If you forget your dreams on waking, does that mean they never happened? That the people in them never existed?” — J.L. Merrow Dream Copy Share Image
“I’ll learn all the katas and be the ninjing-est ninja that ever ninjed.” Bubbles whined, so I bent down to rub his… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“There was a single golden hair on the pillow, curled in on itself as if asleep. Simon picked it up carefully, then… — J.L. Merrow Golden hair Copy Share Image
“Alan:I don’t know what they did with all the crusts from the sandwiches. Maybe they put them out for the birds after… — J.L. Merrow Alan Copy Share Image
“Al? Is that all it is for you? You just like the way we...fuck?" I was going to say, he said "fuck"… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“God. How would I cope if I went to jail? I'd never even been to boarding school.” — J.L. Merrow Humor Copy Share Image
“I just asked you, Alan, what was your opinion about the trend towards modernisation in the performance of the classics?" Larry's dad… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“But we had to stop ’cause Larry can’t throw for shit, and people in other punts were complaining about being hit by… — J.L. Merrow Al-fletcher Copy Share Image
“He didn't look anything like the blokes on that gay porn channel Rory had clicked on by mistake when he'd been trying… — J.L. Merrow Flowers Copy Share Image
“One night when I got in from work a bit late, 'cause it was really nice weather and everyone wants to take… — J.L. Merrow Humor Copy Share Image
“Is, er, your friend a member of college staff?" "No, Al's an artist. And, ah, he's my partner," Larry said. I like… — J.L. Merrow Art Copy Share Image
“So come on, tell me all the dirt about your date. Did he tie you up with his black belt? Show off… — J.L. Merrow Black belt Copy Share Image
“If I really cared about Matt, I wouldn’t want him to be unhappy. And I was fairly sure that mourning the untimely… — J.L. Merrow Death Copy Share Image
“I never know what people want to hear when they say that stuff. And it’s not like anything about me is interesting… — J.L. Merrow Live alone Copy Share Image
“I like everything about you, Larry. I like the way you look and how you’re so clever, and I like it when… — J.L. Merrow Art Copy Share Image
“Knut, this is Jude. Remember I told you about him? He writes poetry.” Knut looked my half-Japanese self up and down. “Haiku?”… — J.L. Merrow Poetry Copy Share Image
