All Howard Stern Quotes
- I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting. Believe
- I don't talk about my salary. Funny
- I feel blessed, I really feel fulfilled. Blessed
- I think people of lesser talent will become stars. Become Stars
- I wanted to go hide. I wasn't looking to be more famous, I'm famous enough. Famous
- I will never feel successful. Feel
- I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe. Air
- I'm the voice of honesty. Honesty
- I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was… Angry
- I've come to appreciate other people's talents. Appreciate
- It's no treat being in bed with me. Bed
- The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales. Based
- There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you… Air
- Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny. All
- If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship. Christian
- You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career. Burning
- I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around… African
- I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be… Fail
- Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up… Angry
- It causes me great pain to sue the company I work for. Nevertheless, I had to do it. Suffice it to say, there's a dispute… Been
- I'm not looking for a paycheck. Funny
- I've never come into anything successful before. I've always been hired by horrible radio stations with horrendous reputations and nothing to lose. Been
- Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not? All
- When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience. Audience
- What a crazy idea to put me on a family show! Crazy