Howard Stern Quotes

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• I am circumcised, and I tell you something, I despise it. I despise it. I despise it... I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.
• I don't think any religion makes any sense and I think people who are into that are really getting duped, and I don't think Judaism…
• I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and…
• Here's what happens when you die--you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens.
• I believe we will start believing in God as we get closer to death.
• I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.
• Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go…
• And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and let someone see the full range of emotions. If you're…
• I didn't listen to executives.
• I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.
• I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene.
• I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.
• My mother was very involved with me. And we had a dialogue constantly. And it was like an umbilical cord. As long as the words…
• This country (United States) has too many freedoms.
• I'm not a good listener some times. I'm too much of a control freak. I'm learning to be better. I was so caught up in…
• I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.
• I'm for legalizing marijuana. Why pick on those drugs? Valium is legal. You just go to a doctor and get it and overdose on it…
• We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds of events that go on the channel without me. I…
• I believe in censorship when it benefits me.
• I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

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