Harold Coffin

Behind every successful man you'll find a woman who has nothing to wear.

— Harold Coffin

The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do.

— Harold Coffin

Corporations cannot commit treason, or be outlawed or excommunicated, for they have no souls.

— Harold Coffin

A consumer is a shopper who is sore about something.

— Harold Coffin

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.

— Harold Coffin

In the business world an executive knows something about everything, a technician knows everything about something and the switchboard operator knows everything.

— Harold Coffin

Envy is the art of counting another's blessings instead of your own.

— Harold Coffin

Envy is the art of counting the other fellow's blessings instead of your own.

— Harold Coffin

The only thing worse than an active conscience is one that's retroactive.

— Harold Coffin