All Gilmore Girls Quotes
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We're almost there and nowhere near it. All that matters is we're going. -LORELAI
All
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Rory, I don't want to talk about this. I thought that by saying 'enough' and turning off the light, you would get the message. Apparently…
Apparently
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I wish I did love him. You have no idea how much. -LORELAI
Him
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I am getting donuts for later. As soon as I do, I will take you to school and the nice men in the white coats…
Coats
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PARIS: You must be very proud of yourself. RORY: Well, I'm not hiding when I pass a mirror.
Hiding
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I don't really believe in regrets. All my experiences, even the ones that didn't turn out the way I wanted them to, I firmly believe…
All
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That's it. I am gonna get a tape recorder so you can hear how pompous and condescending you sound. -EMILY
Condescending
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RORY: Maybe we should leave. LORELAI: Are you kidding? We've got dinner theater here.
Dinner
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Could you please attenuate the cacophony out here? -RORY
Attenuate
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You saved me. I love you. I wanna have your baby. Oops, too late. -LORELAI
Baby
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We'll have two coffees and a rant meal please. Extra cheese. -RORY
Cheese
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I'm through ranting, the rant is over. I'll have an acceptance meal and a side of fries. -LORELAI
Acceptance
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You've alluded, you've insinuated, you have tiptoed to the brink of impropriety. -RORY
Alluded
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Answer the pepperoni. -MAX
Answer
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What in Lucifer's reach is my mother doing here? -LORELAI
Lorelai
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Hey, get violently protective so Luke will back off. -SOOKIE
Hey
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That's it! I'm jumping off the Amistad. This is heavy, my back hurts, I'm not moving it again. -MICHEL
Amistad
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EMILY: This is a cartoon? LORELAI: No, no, this just happened to me the other day. I was walking down the street, and this giant…
Anvil
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I'll have to bring my English-to-dumbbell dictionary. -EMILY
Bring
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If I get that far on four shots, it would be a miracle on the order of loaves and fishes. -JASON
Far
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Do you need a ride or is your horse parked outside? -EMILY [to Lorelai]
Emily
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Ugh, I'll take any other subject in the world for two hundred Alex. -LORELAI
Alex
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Whole town should be medicated and put in a rec room with ping pong tables and hand puppets. -LUKE
Hand
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I'm being mysterious. That's what women do. -LORELAI
Lorelai
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He just showed up here, because, apparently, it's Blake Edwards night at the dragonfly. -LORELAI
Apparently
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