Best Frank Zappa Lines
- Donnie and Marie can both take a bite. Bite
- Michael is Janet and Janet is Michael. Funny
- She is an office girl, her name is Betty. Her favorite group is Helen Reddy. Betty
- They were wearing smelly blankets, they looked like Donovan fans. Blanket
- Mama stroked his dinger, Daddy got stinky finger. Daddy
- Our criminal institutions are full of creeps like you who do wrong things, and many of them were driven to these crimes by the horrible… Called
- You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain't what you're not. So see what you got? Explanation
- All that we got here is American made. It's a little bit cheesy, but it's nicely displayed. All
- Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes. Air
- Journalism is kind of scary and of it we should be wary. Journalism
- Just be glad you don't live in one of those little countries where at this very moment, music is severely restricted, or as it is… Countries
- Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses… Businesses
- Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither… All
- Roller-skates and disco are a lot of fun, I'm much too young and stupid to operate a gun. Disco
- The NRA, with the fingers on the triggers when they kneel and pray. Fingers
- Left me here to cry alone with a bottle of juice and pork chop bone. Alone
- She use to knock me out until her face broke out. Broke
- Wisdom is not the domain of the Wiz. Adages
- You is what you am, a cow don't make ham. Adages
- You don't dig me, I don't understand what it is, I had my car reupholstered. Car
- Catholic girls with tiny little mustaches. Catholic
- Did he really choose Tammy to do his work? Choose
- Moses, Aaron, Abraham, they're all a waste of time. It's your ass that's on the line. Aaron
- My balls feel like a pair of maracas. Balls
- This is a stupid song and that's the way I like it. Honesty
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