Best Earl Sweatshirt Quotes
- Yo, I'm a hot and bothered astronaut crashing while jacking off to buffering vids of Asher Roth eating apple sauce. Apple
- Earl puts the "ass" in 'assassin.' Puts the pieces of decomposing bodies in plastic. Ass
- Go on, suck it up; but hurry, I got nuts to bust and butts to fuck and ups to shut and sluts to fuckin' uppercut. Bust
- Ask her for a couple bucks, shove a trumpet up her butt. Play a song, invade a thong, my dick is havin' guts for lunch. Ask
- As well as supper; then I'll rummage through her ruptured cunt. Found the mustard, fuckin' nosey neighbors notice somethings up. Cunt
- Sent to Earth to poke Catholics in the ass with saws and knock blunt ashes into their caskets and laugh it off. Ashes
- How the fuck I fit an axe in a satchel? Slip capsules in a glass, you dizzy rascal. Axe
- 'What you doin'?' Nothin' much, would shout out some other stuff. Got to fucking bounce, guess the bouncer's had enough of us. Bounce
- It so happens that I'm so haphazardous. I'll puke a piece and put it on a hook and fuckin' cast the shit. Cast
- Cocktails, fuckin' toss one in your apartment dog, Wolf Gang we ain't barking, nah. Try talkin' on a blog with your fuckin' arms cut off. Apartment
- She called me fantastic, I called her a fat bitch. Still kill the pussy, put the cat in a casket. Bitch
- The funeral service was fucking worthless, so I said a couple words at it. Didn't know her but I'm confirming that she sure gurgled dick. Confirming
- The Odd nigga with a spoon in your danimals. As hungry as a cannibal, trapped in a van of cantaloupes. Cannibal
- Fans catch us on Animal Planet, tracking hoes and attacking faster than foes can change the channel, whoa. Animal
- Hungry wolves at the door, bitch, let us in. Kill 'em all, O.F. is what I represent. All
- She's a dancer, walkie-talkie Ace for back up like fag I got class and can't take this bitch to math, what? Ace
- Pay him some attention, he's smart and he's genius. He ain't touching me like Martin Sheen's penis. Attention
- Y'all niggas ain't clean as my team is meanest. Hitting amputees in the knees, Jesus. All
- Say you want that dope shit, welcome to Satan's cabbage patch, bitch. Bitch
- Snappin' necks and records in matter of seconds check 'em son. Lost an erection and found it in an aggressive nun. Aggressive
- Fuck with the Wolves, we startin' to bark viciously. Catch us in a pile of bodies where dead bitches be. Bark
- She say you rushing, you rapping son of a Labrador but, I'm attracted to you like tity boppers to apple stores. The basement light is… Apple
- See a face while you fixing your breakfast, and no she's in my basement objecting to sex with, me murder spree surges on to the… Basement