Let me give you a little bit of friendly advice, nobody who calls themselves Hollywood has ever made it in Hollywood! -Peter… — Due Date Friendship Copy Share Image
I got ninety friends on Facebook, twelve of them are pending, but I got ninety friends. -Ethan Tremblay — Due Date Friendship Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, I need you to drive. I can't because I'm on vicodin, I'm not supposed to operate heavy machinery. I will tell… — Due Date Copy Share Image
Wow, I've been called a lot of things, man. But inappropriate...that's some fucked up shit, yo! -Airport Screener — Due Date Copy Share Image
Have you ever seen the movie Forrest Gump? He ran across the U.S. and he was pretty stupid. I have faith in… — Due Date Faith Copy Share Image
You know, I just wanna offer an explanation, sir, as to why you wound up on the side of state 20. It's… — Due Date Copy Share Image
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