Best Dorothy Parker Wisdom
- Sometimes I think I'll give up trying, and just go completely Russian and sit on a stove and moan all day. All
- It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and… Conviviality
- The Swiss are a neat and an industrious people, none of whom is under seventy-five years of age. Age
- Women and elephants never forget. Elephants
- Trapped like a trap in a trap Funny
- In the pathway of the sun, In the footsteps of the breeze, Where the world and sky are one, He shall ride the silver seas,… Bed
- Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair. Buy
- I shudder at the thought of men.... I'm due to fall in love again Due
- Accursed from their birth they be Who seek to find monogamy, Pursuing it from bed to bed— I think they would be better dead. Accursed
- You can't teach an old dogma new tricks. Dogma
- The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a foe! Apple
- I never see that prettiest thing- A cherry bough gone white with Spring- But what I think, "How gay 'twould be To hang me from… Bough
- tomorrow's gone-we'll have tonight! Gone
- The sun's gone dim, and the moon's gone black. For I loved him, and he didn't love back. Black
- Men They hail you as their morning star Because you are the way you are. If you return the sentiment, They'll try to make you… Admired
- My love runs by like a day in June, And he makes no friends of sorrows. He'll tread his galloping rigadoon In the pathway of… All
- If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains… Brain
- Prince or commoner, tenor or bass, Painter or plumber or never-do-well, Do me a favor and shut your face - Poets alone should kiss and… Alone
- I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the… Beside
- It is that word 'hunny,' my darlings, that marks the first place in The House at Pooh Corner at which Tonstant Weader fwowed up. Corner
- I'm of the glamorous ladies At whose beckoning history shook. But you are a man, and see only my pan, So I stay at home… Beckoning
- I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it's so easy to be sweet to people before you love them. Always Sweet
- But I give you my word, in the entire book there is nothing that cannot be said aloud in mixed company. And there is, also,… Aloud
- Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? A: You can't hear an enzyme. Difference
- Daily dawns another day; I must up, to make my way. Though I dress and drink and eat, Move my fingers and my feet, Learn… Another Day
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