I'm a long-time fan of Rob Long, and his books are hugely re-readable, detailing the ins and outs of being a Hollywood… — Danny Wallace Being Copy Share Image
Probably some of the best things that have ever happened to you in life, happened because you said yes to something. Otherwise… — Danny Wallace Life Copy Share Image
“Hello?' 'Mum?' 'Yes! Who's that?.' 'Your only son.' A pause. 'Daniel?' To be fair, I'd only given her one clue.” — Danny Wallace Daniel Copy Share Image
Wagamama. Text messaging aficionados might like to note that this is one of the most satisfying words you can possibly type. — Danny Wallace Language Copy Share Image
I think if you've got a good idea it will stand out in one of the different mediums. For example, something might… — Danny Wallace About Copy Share Image
“I don't know if she has a boyfriend. You should ask her.' 'If I ask her, she'll say yes. It's better not… — Danny Wallace Marriage Copy Share Image
And as I looked at the star, I realised what millions of other people have realised when looking at stars. We're tiny.… — Danny Wallace Astronomy Copy Share Image
The sad thing is, I was discovering that you almost have to make a joke of being good to strangers. Up and… — Danny Wallace Be good Copy Share Image
A man came up to me at a party and asked if I wanted to be in his video game. I of… — Danny Wallace About Copy Share Image
“This might just be two people in a queue, but this has become a mighty battle of wills - a war between… — Danny Wallace Queue Copy Share Image
I think we all have those moments at one point or other in our lives... when we see someone and immediately imagine… — Danny Wallace Amazing Copy Share Image
“It's funny. Dev had always said disposables were different. That what they contained was more special because you couldn't instantly see inside.… — Danny Wallace Time Copy Share Image
Take the stupidest thing you've ever done. At least it's done. It's over. It's gone. We can all learn from our mistakes… — Danny Wallace Done Copy Share Image
“Sometimes life isn't magical, you see. Sometimes life is everyday. Its a trip to the keycutters in a rushed lunch break. It's… — Danny Wallace Life Copy Share Image
“It's the what if? The what then? And we know that if we go for it, if we risk it, we immediately… — Danny Wallace Longing Copy Share Image
“Why doesn't he say something to her? But I knew why. Because there's the creeping fear that these moments don't actually exist… — Danny Wallace Fear Copy Share Image
Anonymity is an abused privilege, abused most by people who mistake vitriol for wisdom and cynicism for wit. — Danny Wallace Anonymity Copy Share Image
