First law of science: Don't spit into the wind. — DaniAlla And Her BFF Funny science Copy Share Image
You know what really sucks? A giraffe with a pain in his neck. — DaniAlla And Her BFF Pain Copy Share Image
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who stands back to admire his work. — DaniAlla And Her BFF Copy Share Image
People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware that I had it! — DaniAlla And Her BFF People say Copy Share Image
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. — DaniAlla And Her BFF Love Copy Share Image
Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously never tried to staple water to a tree. — DaniAlla And Her BFF Impossible Copy Share Image
Everybody makes mistakes. That's why there's erasers on pencils. — DaniAlla And Her BFF Everybody makes mistakes Copy Share Image
You'll never get rid of a bad temper by losing it. — DaniAlla And Her BFF Bad temper Copy Share Image
When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out… — DaniAlla And Her BFF Court Copy Share Image
When life throws you lemons, throw them back and scream How does THIS lemonade taste?!? — DaniAlla And Her BFF Life Copy Share Image
The best things in life are free. Plus shipping and handling. — DaniAlla And Her BFF Best things Copy Share Image