Funny science Quotes

Darwin has interested us in the history of nature's technology.

— Karl Marx

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.

— Albert Einstein

Scientists, therefore, are responsible for their research, not only intellectually but also morally. This responsibility has become an important issue in many…

— Fritjof Capra

Science can never solve one problem without raising ten more problems.

— George Bernard Shaw

The farther the experiment is from theory, the closer it is to the Nobel Prize.

— Irene Joliot-Curie

Moore's Law of Mad Science: Every eighteen months, the minimum IQ necessary to destroy the world drops by one point.

— Eliezer Yudkowsky

“Basic research is what I’m doing when I don’t know what I am doing.”

— Wernher Von Braun

First law of science: Don't spit into the wind.

— DaniAlla And Her BFF

Molecular biology is essentially the practice of biochemistry without a license.

— Erwin Chargaff

If you think research is expensive, try disease!

— Mary Lasker

If your result needs a statistician then you should design a better experiment.

— Ernest Rutherford

Eureka!" (I found it!) but "That's funny...

— Isaac Asimov

I am compelled to fear that science will be used to promote the power of dominant groups rather than to make men…

— Bertrand Russell

I have had my results for a long time: but I do not yet know how I am to arrive at them.

— Carl Friedrich Gauss