“Never, but never, go sneaking around in your own house at odds with some stranger.” — Craig Johnson Sneaking around Copy Share Image
“There are only three major vote getting days in Absoroka County, and I can't remember the other two. "Oh God, no. It's… — Craig Johnson Oh god Copy Share Image
He mulled that over. "Sheriff Connally woulda let us shoot 'em." I reached over and took his coffee away from him. "Yep.… — Craig Johnson Coffee Copy Share Image
“He looked at me. “If I were a creek, I would be where the ground slopes.” “Right.” Sometimes it was good to… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“Some fires can’t bear to dampen and can provide heat even from the distance of time. As” — Craig Johnson Fire Copy Share Image
“I think there was an awful lot about him that I thought I knew, but the truth was I was just coloring… — Craig Johnson Relationships Copy Share Image
I approach poetry and spirituality like literary nitroglycerin -- a little can do a lot and you better damn well be careful… — Craig Johnson Approach Copy Share Image
“It was a two-gallon Styrofoam cooler - one of the cheap ones that you can pick up at any service station in… — Craig Johnson Mystery Copy Share Image
“Dog's ears went up at the word "ham": they say dogs have a vocabulary of about twenty words, and I was pretty… — Craig Johnson Humor Copy Share Image
“Lucian spoke. “Isaac, I gotta get out of here.” He gestured toward me. “The current sheriff and full-time layabout and his redskin… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“Everybody in this county knows your flavor, Walt Longmire.” — Craig Johnson Patriotism Copy Share Image
“It's only pre-marital sex if you plan on getting married.” — Craig Johnson Getting married Copy Share Image
If there's a character type I despise, it's the all-capable, all-knowing, physically perfect protagonist. My idea of hell would be to be… — Craig Johnson Capable Copy Share Image
“I thought about how we tilled and cultivated the land, planted trees on it, fenced it, built houses on it, and did… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“In my life, I have been kicked by horses and bitten by them. I've been stepped on, crushed against gates, and thrown… — Craig Johnson Animals Copy Share Image
“My eyes closed again for what I thought was only a moment and when I opened them she was gone and a… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“With more than thirty thousand suicides a year, the act is the tenth leading cause of death in the United States.” — Craig Johnson Death Copy Share Image
“We do everything we can to protect the people we love, whatever it takes, and it's not enough. Unlike bone, once that… — Craig Johnson People We Love Copy Share Image
The problem with anger is that once it burns out, you're left with empty tanks. — Craig Johnson Anger Copy Share Image
“It’s never about who’s the fastest, strongest, toughest—it’s always about who, when everyone else would pause, will commit.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“I looked at the sky with its patchwork of sun and storm clouds—the devil must be beating his wife indeed. I bet… — Craig Johnson Marriage Copy Share Image
“looking at the piles around us—they were like literary land mines just waiting to explode minds.” — Craig Johnson Psychology Copy Share Image
