“I don’t know what the exact physical dynamics are that cause a shower curtain to attach itself to your body when you… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“Aristotle said that some minds are not vases to be filled, but fires to be lit.” — Craig Johnson Psychology Copy Share Image
“I should protect and cherish the young, the old, and the infirm, because at some point I would be all of these… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“Motive and opportunity rode along like two out of four apocalyptic equestrians, grinning with their bony death heads at us lesser humans… — Craig Johnson Death Copy Share Image
“It is another beautiful evening here at the Red Pony bar and continual soirée, how can I help you?” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“everything to do with women is foolish and, therefore, absolutely essential.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
A life without friends means death without company. (Adiskidegabeko bizita, auzogabeko heriotza.) —BASQUE PROVERB — Craig Johnson Business Copy Share Image
“he knew all my caches and clichés—and pulled out an extra box of shells. “What other weapons do we have?” I started… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“Yea, verily, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of deah, I will live forever. If I don't, I sure… — Craig Johnson Death Copy Share Image
“His face remained immobile as he shut the door and walked back against the traffic. “No, they are not.” Dog immediately jumped… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“Reports of missing persons have increased sixfold in the last twenty-five years, from roughly 150,000 in 1980 to 900,000 this year . . . More than 2,000 a day.” — Craig Johnson Five years Copy Share Image
“Most people go through their lives believing in things that they never have much contact with - the police, lawyers, judges, and… — Craig Johnson Faith Copy Share Image
“Contrary to popular belief, there aren’t that many descriptions of hell in the Bible, and the majority of images most people carry… — Craig Johnson Bible Copy Share Image
“There is no shame in it, becoming what your nature says you must be.” — Craig Johnson Nature Copy Share Image
“My undersheriff readjusted herself, the irony of her squeaking gunbelt underlying her next statement. “Who you wanna shoot?” He sat there under… — Craig Johnson Afternoon sun Copy Share Image
“Somewhere in the distance, the synchronic circles of our pasts had tripped a domino, and the steady whirr had grown till it… — Craig Johnson Time Copy Share Image
“You do have one prejudice though. I looked back at her again from under the brim of my hat. "You don't care… — Craig Johnson Life Copy Share Image
I looked over at her; if women knew how good they looked in the dash light of oversized pickup trucks, they'd never… — Craig Johnson Light Copy Share Image
“I was exercising by doing twelve-ounce curls in an attempt to balance my electrolytes.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“Talking with people was more confusing than being confused by yourself.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“Feeling he’d captured the throng, Trost decided to get literary. “Salus populi suprema lex esto.” She looked at me. “What the fuck… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
Maybe there really isn't any such thing as mortality; life simply wears us out with love. — Craig Johnson Death Copy Share Image
“That family thing, it never lets up, huh? I mean, here I am two thousand miles from mine. I know I act… — Craig Johnson Family Copy Share Image
