“everything to do with women is foolish and, therefore, absolutely essential.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“cynic is the man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.” — Craig Johnson Cynic Copy Share Image
“Like some strange little religion all its own, the one thing that makes the whole system work is the one thing that… — Craig Johnson Faith Copy Share Image
“Thinking you’re not in trouble and not being in trouble are two different things.” — Craig Johnson Thinking Copy Share Image
“She was classic Wyoming, that indiscriminate age between thirty and a hundred where the women find a comfort for themselves and just… — Craig Johnson Age Thirty Copy Share Image
“As your trusted Indian scout, it is important for me to warn you that you are now on perilously thin ice” — Craig Johnson Indian Scout Copy Share Image
“Aristotle said that some minds are not vases to be filled, but fires to be lit.” — Craig Johnson Aristotle Copy Share Image
I looked over at her; if women knew how good they looked in the dash light of oversized pickup trucks, they'd never… — Craig Johnson Light Copy Share Image
The place was packed as we flooded in, all the patrons freezing at the sight of an armed sheriff, two deputies, an… — Craig Johnson Construction Copy Share Image
“Contrary to popular belief, there aren’t that many descriptions of hell in the Bible, and the majority of images most people carry… — Craig Johnson Bible Copy Share Image
“Motive and opportunity rode along like two out of four apocalyptic equestrians, grinning with their bony death heads at us lesser humans… — Craig Johnson Apocalyptic Copy Share Image
“I couldn’t help but remember the one at my parents’ place after they had passed. I’d gone through their things and hadn’t… — Craig Johnson Curator Copy Share Image
“I took the luxury of watching the crows playing tag above our heads for a moment more, the graceful arc of their… — Craig Johnson Bird Copy Share Image
“Small chains wound their way through the trigger guards with little bronze locks at the end of each row. It was like… — Craig Johnson Guns Copy Share Image
“Reports of missing persons have increased sixfold in the last twenty-five years, from roughly 150,000 in 1980 to 900,000 this year . . . More than 2,000 a day.” — Craig Johnson Five years Copy Share Image
“Vic interrupted. “Vann, Tim here was telling me about your wonderful talent, the one with dogs?” He turned back to me, nodding… — Craig Johnson Dog Copy Share Image
“Life is like that.” He flipped through a few more limp pages. “You collect things as you go—the things you think are… — Craig Johnson Life Copy Share Image
“Hey, there was this Indian woman hitchhiking back to the Rez in the middle of the night and this white woman picks… — Craig Johnson Marriage Copy Share Image
“He turned, and I followed him toward Rezdawg as Wiggins called after us. “Hey, when are you going to give me that… — Craig Johnson Going Truck Copy Share Image
“Jesus!" "Are you hurt?" "Jesus!" "Walk down the hallway and come back when you have more vocabulary.” — Craig Johnson Jesus Copy Share Image
“Philadelphia, where no good deed goes unpunished . . . —STEVE LOPEZ The Philadelphia Inquirer January 15, 1995” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
Maybe there really isn't any such thing as mortality; life simply wears us out with love. — Craig Johnson Death Copy Share Image
“he’s like a gun; once you point him and pull the trigger, it’s too late to change your mind.” — Craig Johnson Psychology Copy Share Image
“You do have one prejudice though. I looked back at her again from under the brim of my hat. "You don't care… — Craig Johnson Life Copy Share Image
“You will stand and see the good, but you will also stand and see the bad—the dead shall rise and the blind… — Craig Johnson Blind Copy Share Image
“I was exercising by doing twelve-ounce curls in an attempt to balance my electrolytes.” — Craig Johnson Curls Copy Share Image
“Good friends are the ones who can remain close without losing their ability to” — Craig Johnson Friend Copy Share Image
“a beautiful, intelligent woman with a body like Salome and a mouth like a saltwater crocodile.” — Craig Johnson Salome Copy Share Image
“I don't trust people who don't like animals. Hell, animals are the finest people I know.” — Craig Johnson Animal Copy Share Image
A life without friends means death without company. (Adiskidegabeko bizita, auzogabeko heriotza.) —BASQUE PROVERB — Craig Johnson Business Copy Share Image
A writer, like a sheriff, is the embodiment of a group of people and without their support both are in a tight… — Craig Johnson Embodiment Copy Share Image
“His face remained immobile as he shut the door and walked back against the traffic. “No, they are not.” Dog immediately jumped… — Craig Johnson Shut Door Copy Share Image
“I thought about Maggie and how passion was a difficult thing to sustain, but that friendship had a pace that could go… — Craig Johnson Friendship Copy Share Image
“It is another beautiful evening here at the Red Pony bar and continual soirée, how can I help you?” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“Little known fact: offensive tackles score higher on the Wonderlic than any other position.” — Craig Johnson Little Known Copy Share Image
“I sometimes forgot about how spiritual Henry was. I had been raised as a Methodist where the highest sacrament was the bake… — Craig Johnson Bake sale Copy Share Image
“Our society, our culture, and our humanity depend on never crossing certain lines,” — Craig Johnson Community Copy Share Image
“stood at the door zipping, buttoning, fastening; it’s what people in Wyoming do before they go outside in late December.” — Craig Johnson Door Zipping Copy Share Image
“The old cowboy Hershel, "You know what they say about a horse bein' only afraid of two things?" Walt, "What's that?" Hershel,… — Craig Johnson Cowboy Copy Share Image
“Justice.” She smiled again, but it quickly faded. “I’m surprised by you, Walt. I never thought of you as . . . as a vengeful… — Craig Johnson Justice Copy Share Image
